Fuck Dishes Graphic Tee

Fuck Dishes Graphic Tee

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$31.95
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Fuck Dishes Graphic Tee

$31.95
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Size

Unisex fit. Want it fitted? Size down one.

Wrong Size? Contact us within 30 days and we'll gladly help you get a new one

Arrives in 2–5 business days, with tracking. Free shipping on orders over $75.

About this tee
This lightweight, breathable tee is a little rebellious and a lot honest — for busy bakers, home cooks, and anyone who’d rather be making cookies than doing the dishes. The soft Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin. Clean crew neckline, side seams and shoulder tape help this shirt keep its shape through dozens of laundry cycles. The bold, text-forward design sits center-front and reads like a wink to fellow kitchen warriors who understand the small rebellions of home life. Wear it to casual hangouts, relaxed baking days, or whenever you want to share a laugh about life’s little chores.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001).
- Retail fit with crew neckline: neat, easy to layer and accessorize.
- Durable construction: side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention.
- Soft finishing details: ribbed knit collar, tear-away label to reduce irritation.
- Print quality options: crisp DTF or vibrant DTG printing for detailed sleeve and label designs; REACH certified materials.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Keep it looking good

Turn inside out and wash cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and don't iron directly on the print.

Shipping & our guarantee

Every order is delivered within the US in 2–5 business days, with tracking. Wrong size? Contact us within 30 days and we'll gladly help you get a new one.

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Questions, answered

How do these fit on women?

They're unisex, so they run a little roomier than women's cut tees. Size down one for a fitted look, or go true to size for a relaxed fit. Tap “Find my size” next to the sizes for the full chart.

When will my order arrive?

Delivery takes 2–5 business days. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.

Do you ship outside the US?

Not yet. We currently ship to US addresses only, including APO/FPO.

What if something's wrong with my shirt?

Just contact us within 30 days with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

No stress. If the size isn't right, contact us within 30 days and we'll gladly help you get a new one in the right size.

How should I wash it?

Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry. That keeps the print looking fresh for a long time.

Find your fit

Unisex fit. Want it fitted? Size down one. Want it relaxed? Stay true to size.

SizeChest width (in)Body length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33

How to measure

Chest: lay a tee you love flat and measure straight across, armpit to armpit.

Length: measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem.

Measurements may vary by about ½ inch.